BY: THE BEVSTER
CODES: STNG, P/Cish but indirectly, 1/1
RATING: PG-13
ARCHIVE:  Sure, if you like, but keep my name attached.
FEEDBACK:  [email protected]

Author's Note:  I'm not even going to comment on how silly this has become.
This one is for you Wishfulsinful.  Miss THANG wouldn't leave me alone
until I wrote this!  HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW!! :D

Summary:  More POVs from the others in P & C's lives.

THE JEFFRIES TUBE

<whistling> <humming> <air guitaring> I hate it when I can't get a tune
outta my head.

Oh, hey, here comes that bald guy again!  He could really play, although I
prefer jazz or blues to that classical stuff, he was good.  That chick
wasn't too bad either, although, personality-wise, he shoulda kept lookin'!

Oh, wait!  He's got ANOTHER chick with him this time!  Dang, Dude!  Where
DO you find all these women???  Man, for an old bald guy, he gets around!
Sheesh!  Too bad that nice Engineering dude doesn't have as much luck with
the ladies.  Although, to be quite honest, I'm not too sure "ladies" are
what he's REALLY lookin' for.  Hehehehehehehe

I've seen him up here with that yellow guy and the things they get up to.
Whoooo!  I could tell you STORIES...oooh, wait a second...hey, the old bald
dude doesn't have his flute with him!  Well, not the one he plays with his
MOUTH anyway, hehehehehehehe.

Oh, man, this means he's brought her here for a little...hey wait, that's
that blonde chick!  What the hell?  I thought she was celibate or
somethin'!  I ain't NEVER seen HER in here unless she was tryin' to get
somewhere else!  And I keep track of this stuff.  That fat commander dude
has been in here with practically every woman on this ship.  The
engineering guy came up here once with a chick, but that didn't last long,
mostly he's up here with the yellow guy.  That big Klingon dude though, he
had a few, but mostly they just left my ears ringin'.  I think he may be a
bit too rough.  That Barclay guy only comes here by himself.  He's an odd
one!

Oh, Honey, are you in for a ride tonight!  Man, I hope she's not a screamer
like that other chick!  Dang, my walls are STILL reverberating from THAT
one.  She was a hag too!  First that Vash chick, ugh, then that Nella dame.
At least the bald guy finally got it right.  This one is HOT!

Sweet, he brought her a little blankey.  How nice!  Dude, hey, don't be
puttin' it THERE, there's a bulkhead right there!  Oh man, if she screams
EVERYONE is gonna hear that!  'Course, for all I know that's what he wants,
hehehehehehehe.

Oh, Buddy, that looked like it hurt!  Damn, you should know by now you
can't stand up in here!  You should prolly be more careful, you know?  Oh,
hey, you don't wanna be slammin' her around like that, Dude!  My walls are
hard!  Man, she's gonna have some bruises in the morning.  Not that I think
she's noticin' now!

Ooooooooooooooooh, yeah, she is NICE naked!  VERY NICE CHOICE, Man!  Oh,
and a moaner!  Now see, I don't mind moaning, it's kinda low and sweet.  I
can bounce that off my walls for a while and get a good buzz goin'!

You are one smooth dude, man!  I wish I could move like that!  Whoa and
does she love that!  Red, you are one hot babe too!

Oh, hell, I think I hear that engineering dude comin'.  Hey, psssst!  You
might wanna stop that!  Hey, bald guy!  Red?  Hellooooooooooo!  Aw man,
they're so into each other they don't even hear nothin'!

Hey, wait a minute...that guy is just sittin' there.  He's not comin' up
here at all.  I think he's just listening!  Whoa, now THAT is some
weirdness!

Oh, bald guy, no, man, don't make her scream!  NO! NO!  Not that!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!! DAAAAAMN!!!!

Whoa!  Chick's got a healthy set o' lungs!  That's all I can say!  Just
don't, please, don't try that move again!  I know she likes it and all, but
dang!  I think the people on the BRIDGE heard that one!  Do you have any
idea how acoustically tuned I am?  I KNOW all of Engineering heard that!

Damn, Bud!  That's one big ass smile she has on her face!  Yours ain't too
tiny either though, hehehehehehehe.

Dude, YOU ROCK!!!!

<toke>

The End