IT

IT 13

BY: THE BEVSTER
CODES: STNG, G, P/Cish but indirectly, 1/1
RATING: PG-13
ARCHIVE: Sure, if you like, but keep my name attached.
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Author's Note: I figured that nice young man in Engineering needed a
voice. :D Although he isn't really an IT. I also wondered what Spot might
think of these two. Also, not an IT, but well, it's a series, so whatever.
:D

Summary: More POVs from the others in P & C's lives.

THE ENGINEER

Chief Engineer's Personal Log. Stardate: XXXXXXX

I think this ship is falling apart. And that's very strange because it's
practically brand new! I don't know, though, I'm starting to have my
suspicions about what's going on here and I don't think it's a problem with
the EQUIPMENT.

The captain and Dr. Crusher have been acting very...well, very RANDY to put
it mildly. Even Data has noticed the change in them over the last few
months. I think they've finally stopped playing that cat and mouse game
with each other and are actually TOGETHER now.

I heard this strange noise the other day coming from one of the Jeffries
tubes and when I went to investigate, well, it just got louder and I
realized it was someone in the throes of passion up there. At first I
thought it was Riker again, but I was wrong. He's always using my Jeffries
tubes to seduce some unsuspecting lieutenant. I wonder if Deanna knows
about that?

I had to chuckle when I heard the doc scream the captain's name. And I'm
almost SURE they heard THAT scream on the bridge! I know everyone in
Engineering heard it but my crew is discreet enough not to say anything.
They all had little smirks on their faces when I came back out though.

All I can say is...more power to them! I do wish, however, that they would
stick to their cabins for these little romps.

So far, this week alone I've had to repair the captain's chair (I don't
think I want to KNOW how they broke the back!), one of the consoles on the
bridge (and I'm STILL wondering how they got away with THAT since there's
ALWAYS someone on the bridge!), the captain's replicator in his quarters (I
don't understand how that much MUD got in there, that was TOTALLY weird!),
her shower (all I can think is it must've HURT to create that kind of
breakage!), the chair in his ready room (which looked like an elephant sat
on it!), and one of the biobeds in sickbay that was totally fritzed (there
was actually a PIP stuck in it!). Had to run a complete diagnostic on one
of the turbolifts, which had a couple new dents in it and the control panel
was glitching badly (I found her communicator jammed in there!). I don't
know how much more this ship can TAKE!

Now, I know these two are finally making up for YEARS of avoiding each
other sexually, but DAMN! I hope they calm down soon. I don't know if my
staff can keep up.

Just this morning I got a call from the captain to take a look at holodeck
4. Apparently it's got some sort of malfunction, but I don't know what
yet. I only hope whatever they did in there is repairable! I'm STILL
wondering how they could break a HOLODECK!

I wonder if Commander Riker is aware that all these "glitches" could be due
to the captain and Doc having their little sexfests all over the ship? I
don't know if he was on the bridge when they were in that Jeffries tube,
but if he was he probably heard her scream! Hehehehehehehehehe.

Oh well, as long as they're happy. And as long as whatever they do to the
equipment is repairable, I'm okay with that. Keeps my job interesting.

I wonder what Data's doing right now.

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THE CAT

Hmmmmm, hmmmm, doo doo, lick lick. Oh! Door's open, HELLO! Time to roam
the ship! Hehehehehehehe. Yellow Eyes, you are the best!

Hmmmm, where to go, where to...oh, red head's quarters...haven't been there
in a while! I'll just slip in with her and bald guy.

HISSSSSSSSSS! <back arched>

What the hell! Don't STEP on me! They must be fighting. Oh yeah,
definitely!

Get him Red! That's right, get on top! Better advantage that way! Now use
those claws! Oh, wait no, go for the eyes! Not the back! Sheesh, you
could NEVER be a true cat! No sense of how to fight properly. Licking him
will get you nowhere!

Hey, don't let him put that there! You'll end up with a litter of kittens!
No! Don't...OUCH! Yeah, that's what I sound like too when that happens!
Yellow Eyes doesn't like it when I yowl like that though. But hell, there
aren't many male cats on board anymore, so I don't get to do it as often as
I'd like!

Oh shit! HEY! Don't throw things! You almost HIT me with that! <lick,
lick> Ooooh, what is that? A toy? <bat, bat, scoot, bat> Hehehehehehe,
I like that toy! Oh, damn! Little gold round toy went under the couch.
Maybe I can get it...if I can reach my paw far enough...YOWL!!!!!
HISSSSSS!!!

HEY! Can you two play somewhere NOT on top of ME!? <lick, lick, lick> Now
you've mussed my fur! <swipe> Get away!

Oh, yeah, NOW you scream. Well, that'll teach you to roll on me!

Oh, where's red head going? Bald guy looks tired. Oooooh, another toy!

<bat, bat, pounce, chew, chew> YOWL!!!!!!! HISSSSSSSSS!!!! HEY! I was
only playing with that! There's no need to throw me across the room! I
didn't know it wasn't a toy! Guess I shoulda known since it's attached to
bald guy, but it was wigglin' around, I thought it was another TOY. Who
knew the bald guy could yowl like me too! It was too soft to play with
anyway!

Damn! I'm leavin'! You guys are no FUN!!!!!! I'm gonna go see what guy
with funny eyes is doing!

<sniff, strutting out>

THE END