IT4
BY: THE BEVSTER
CODES: STNG, P/Cish but indirectly, 1/1
RATING: PG
ARCHIVE:  Sure, if you like, but keep my name attached.
FEEDBACK:  [email protected]

Author's Note:  Okay, I can't seem to stop now.  More goofiness from my
Warped Brain.  For my Bubbie :*

Summary:  More POVs from the others in P & C's lives.

HIS BED

HEY! HEY! HEY! Could you two NOT jump up and down like that?  Sheesh, I'm
not a friggin' trampoline!  Good God!  Act your ages!

And hey, could you put something down before you do that?  What happened to
that big plastic sheet you replicated last week?  Geez, have some
consideration for heaven's sake!

I mean seriously, I put up with you bangin' my headboard against the wall
and I said nothing.  I dealt with you handcuffing her to hooks you
unceremoniously JAMMED INTO ME (and thank you sooooooooooo much for that,
by the way!  Now I'll have a permanent scar!).  I overlooked the fact that
you have ripped the sheets on TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS (and what is up with
that anyway?  Can't you two have NORMAL sex like everyone else???).  But
this romping around has got to STOP!

I swear, what I wouldn't GIVE to be a Murphy bed so I could just lift up
and slam you two into the closet!  That's where you need to be!  Damn!
Give it rest!  Or better yet, go back to the living room floor!  I'm sure
that it appreciates your gymnastics far more than I do!

What next???? A friggin' swing attached to the ceiling?  Don't you two EVER
go to HER cabin?  I'm sure HER bed is lonely by now, why don't you see how
SHE appreciates large pointy steel hooks thrust into HER?

Disgusting!  Totally disgusting!

<pah!>

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HER BED

Where is she?  I'm worried.  She's only been her ONCE in the past month!
And that was with HIM.  Now, he has always been very well behaved on every
OTHER occasion when he has been near me but I was shocked....no, STUNNED by
his behavior the last time he was here!

I couldn't believe it!  I STILL can't believe it.  He THREW her on me!
Well, I just...I can't even BEGIN to tell you how startling it was!  My
goodness!  Such a refined man and such a lovely lovely lady.  It's
incredible I tell you.  I'm completely overwhelmed!

And now, to realize she's been gone for a month.  At night.  Every night.
Well, I....I just don't know what to think!  Could she....WOULD she be
sleeping in HIS bed????  I can't begin to imagine her doing such a thing.
She's always been so.....so reticent about that.  Always here unless she
was on leave or a mission.  Always properly attired in her discreet pajamas
or enchanting silk nightgown.  Always making me properly in the morning,
changing my sheets regularly, sometimes putting a little sachet under the
pillow.

I am at a loss as to what to think now.  Is she with him?  Is she all
right?  Does she ENJOY being assaulted like that?  I can't believe that she
does, but then she SEEMED to be enjoying his....attentions that one night.

I'll tell you a secret.....I shouldn't have been listening but, well, how
could I help it?  That night.....that night I believe they actually had
carnal knowledge of each other on....yes, on the living room floor!!!!  I'm
still aghast that she would do such a thing.

I just hope she's happy and doing fine and will come back soon.  I worry
so.

<sniff>

THE END