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IT 7

BY: THE BEVSTER
CODES: STNG, P/Cish but indirectly, 1/1
RATING: PG
ARCHIVE: Sure, if you like, but keep my name attached.
FEEDBACK: [email protected]

Author's Note: Thank you TrexPhile for doing the shower which I could NOT
get right! And this is just for you my little Bubbie Hick! :D

Summary: More POVs from the others in P & C's lives.

THE SOFA

Ptoooie! What the heck was THAT? A pip? How the hell did I get a pip in
here?

Oh wait there's somethin' else in here.....oooh, wait a
minute....ow.....dang, where'd THAT come from? What IS that?

<gulp> <burrrrrrrp> Oh, ahem, sorry, oh, that didn't go down the right way!

Whoa! Hey! Romper Room! Woooooohooooooooo!!!! Bouncy bouncy sproingy
sproingy! Ride 'em COWBOY!!!!

Yeah, oooh, ow, oh, wait a sec, hey, get outta my crack, HEY! Now THAT
HURTS!

um, okay, all right, that's....oh, um, yeah, ooooooooh, that's better, oh,
YEAH! THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE SPOT! YESYESYESYES!!!!!!

Oh YEAH! You are the MAN!!!!!! YES! She is LOVIN' THIS!
WOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Ooooh, ooooh, wait, oh, no, wait, that's not the way to do...um, you might
wanna reconsider that position...oh, no, not that way, damn you're gonna
fall....oooooooooh, ouch that hadda HURT! Dang!

Whoa! Okay, I'm...this is...all right, that's better, no, not the
fingernails, no, don't tear the fabric Honey, it's...oooh, that's, okay,
now, NO MORE FINGERNAILS! Youch! Hey!

Okay, that's good, yeah, that's...that's it...mmmmm, yeah, okay.

Nice and steady, that's the way Mister. You are doing great. Keep...oh,
yeah, she likes THAT too! Oh YEAH! GO BABY! GO BABY!
YESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!
<panting>

Oh, yes, you are a GOD!!! Man, I hope she brings you home more often!
That's the best ride I've had in...hell EVER!!!!!

Oh, yeah, damn! You know, she only ever just sits here and reads and
stuff, this was...damn, this was GREAT!!

Where's a cigarette in my cushions when I need one! You should let the
floor get somea this!

THE END